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Who in the World is Jami McNeill?

Jami in her element... surrounded by strange men in strange places
Jami in her element… surrounded by strange men in turn-of-the-century mining towns

She’s talented, beautiful, and surprisingly loud for such a small human.

She likes her vodka cold and her cigarettes lit.

She loves to travel and entertain people from coast to coast, from her home in Charleston, South Carolina, to wherever the Dueling Pianos Road Show might take her on tour.

She is Jami McNeill. And she is a vision in hobo gloves (and sometimes a green wig).

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We found this this morning and thought that we should share it with our fans across the country who have come to our shows and asked, “can we come on the bus?” and also “will you buy me a drink?” but mostly “what’s it like to tour?” Answer: Touring is hard work, but it’s a lot of fun, as long as nobody is a buttface.

Here’s the link to the original; we’ve carefully selected a few of Thor’s points which are especially relevant to our particular tours.

  • Don’t lose shit. Everyone loses shit. Don’t do it. Asshole.
  • Eat oranges (or apples; Sam Says Eat Apples). Cures constipation and keeps you from getting sick.
  • Sound check is for checking sounds. Shut up.
  • Touring makes everyone bi-polar. Ride the waves as best you can and remember, moods pass. So don’t make any snap decisions or declarations when you are drunk or insane, GORDON.
  • Fast food is poison. Not the band Poison. The actual poison. The kind of poison that will kill you. Which, I guess technically, could be the band Poison. Or maybe they just make you wish you were dying.
  • The guest list is for friends, family & people you might want to fuck. Everyone else can pay. They have day jobs.

You can catch the boys and girls on and off the bus at an upcoming show, and we really think that you should do that. We’d love to see you.

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Ashley Owen performing in Rapid City, South Dakota with the Dueling Pianos Road Show.
Ashley Owen performing in Rapid City, South Dakota with the Dueling Pianos Road Show.

You’ve seen him. You’ve met him. You love him. From coast to coast, from your mom’s house to your sister’s wig shop, Ashley Owen is everywhere. But who IS he? What is it that makes the best looking bald man in entertainment tick?

First of all, you must know this about Ashe: he loves his fitness. The guy is built like an absolute tank and even on the road he’ll spend hours and hours (okay, minutes and minutes) doing yoga in his hotel room, in the lobby, or in the bus. That he does this while unsuspecting tour managers are sleeping mere feet away in bunks separated only by a thin curtain only bothered said tour manager(s) the first four or five times it happened.

Ashley has performed all over the country, and is best known for his work at Denver’s Sing Sing, where he became a staple and a household name. Now with the Dueling Pianos Road Show, Ashley hits the road regularly to entertain and titillate his audiences.

Want the full Ashley Owen experience? Request Devil Went Down to Georgia or anything by Journey, put a $20 bill on that request slip, then order a cocktail and prepare to be amazed.

And of course, when you book the Dueling Pianos Road Show for your event, you can request any player you like, including the aforementioned Mr. Owen.

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You’ve seen our raucous party crowds, our calldowns and skits. You’ve heard our, uh, interesting takes on classic songs you’ve known for decades.  And you’ve probably had the shots we’ve ordered from the bar for the entire club.

With all that in mind, can Dueling Pianos Road Show be the answer for your corporate entertainment needs?

Verizon knows. The United Way knows. The NFL’s Denver Broncos know.

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The answer, as these and other companies have already learned, is a resounding YES!

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On the left: Your Humble Correspondent
On the left: Your Humble Correspondent

There was a time in Your Humble Correspondent’s life that I thought the keytar — long a staple of the new-wave bands I so loved tolerated — was a made-up instrument, an invention of the musical industrial complex to capture the imagination of kids just like me who wanted to be able to stand up and play keyboard at the same time. No way could that be a real thing.

I was wrong. Oh, how wrong I was.

They’re real, and they’re spectacular.

It’s this knowledge that led Dueling Pianos Road Show musician Paul Seiz to take charge of one of our newest entertainment packages, Keytar Heroes.

Picture this for your next party or event: Four keytars, eight hands, which is… carry the one… 40 LIGHT-UP FINGERS. Maths: I haz them.

Anyway, the Dueling Pianos Road Show is now offering a Keytar Heroes package, which includes our finest performers with rehearsed songs and bits exclusively for the Keytars, full lighting and sound, and the aforementioned light-up fingers, to entertain your corporate event or party. There is literally nothing like it in the entertainment universe.

Contact us today to learn more!

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How pissed is Teddy Roosevelt that he has to stare at Lincoln's nose all damn day? #shafted
How pissed is Teddy Roosevelt that he has to stare at Lincoln’s nose all damn day? #shafted

Dear Rapid City,

Thank you so much for the hospitality you showed us while we were in your delightful little burg. We will spread tales of your lovely downtown, your flowing drinks, and your delightful womenfolk throughout the countryside.

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You Are Cordially Invited…To ROCK!

We’ve been telling you about our awesome live shows for a long time; Now, we want to show you.

Friday, June 1st, at Lannie’s Clocktower Cabaret, we’re putting on a show for our friends, event planners, and industry professionals, and YOU are on the guest list. This email provides you with free admission to Lannie’s this Friday at 7pm, with the show ending at 10:30pm.

Learn more about this exclusive invite:
http://cts.vresp.com/c/?SporkMarketingLLC/f79f22241e/TEST/51cbd3a160

For Free Admission and A Free Drink:

1. Print out this page.
2. Bring the printout to the door for free admission.
3. Keep your print out and use it inside for a free drink!

Hot appetizers will be making the rounds all night, and on stage will be the Dueling Pianos Road Show entertainers putting on the nation’s best live entertainment from 7pm til 10:30pm

You don’t want to miss this party:

http://cts.vresp.com/c/?SporkMarketingLLC/f79f22241e/TEST/5168b1750a .

Make sure you find me to talk about getting the best live entertainment in the country to your next event!

See you at Lannie’s!

Regards,

Louis Rodgers, General Manager
Dueling Pianos Road Show

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