Dueling Pianos Road show

How to Tour in a Band (or Whatever)

We found this this morning and thought that we should share it with our fans across the country who have come to our shows and asked, “can we come on the bus?” and also “will you buy me a drink?” but mostly “what’s it like to tour?” Answer: Touring is hard work, but it’s a lot of fun, as long as nobody is a buttface.

Here’s the link to the original; we’ve carefully selected a few of Thor’s points which are especially relevant to our particular tours.

  • Don’t lose shit. Everyone loses shit. Don’t do it. Asshole.
  • Eat oranges (or apples; Sam Says Eat Apples). Cures constipation and keeps you from getting sick.
  • Sound check is for checking sounds. Shut up.
  • Touring makes everyone bi-polar. Ride the waves as best you can and remember, moods pass. So don’t make any snap decisions or declarations when you are drunk or insane, GORDON.
  • Fast food is poison. Not the band Poison. The actual poison. The kind of poison that will kill you. Which, I guess technically, could be the band Poison. Or maybe they just make you wish you were dying.
  • The guest list is for friends, family & people you might want to fuck. Everyone else can pay. They have day jobs.

You can catch the boys and girls on and off the bus at an upcoming show, and we really think that you should do that. We’d love to see you.

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Ashley Owen performing in Rapid City, South Dakota with the Dueling Pianos Road Show.
Ashley Owen performing in Rapid City, South Dakota with the Dueling Pianos Road Show.

You’ve seen him. You’ve met him. You love him. From coast to coast, from your mom’s house to your sister’s wig shop, Ashley Owen is everywhere. But who IS he? What is it that makes the best looking bald man in entertainment tick?

First of all, you must know this about Ashe: he loves his fitness. The guy is built like an absolute tank and even on the road he’ll spend hours and hours (okay, minutes and minutes) doing yoga in his hotel room, in the lobby, or in the bus. That he does this while unsuspecting tour managers are sleeping mere feet away in bunks separated only by a thin curtain only bothered said tour manager(s) the first four or five times it happened.

Ashley has performed all over the country, and is best known for his work at Denver’s Sing Sing, where he became a staple and a household name. Now with the Dueling Pianos Road Show, Ashley hits the road regularly to entertain and titillate his audiences.

Want the full Ashley Owen experience? Request Devil Went Down to Georgia or anything by Journey, put a $20 bill on that request slip, then order a cocktail and prepare to be amazed.

And of course, when you book the Dueling Pianos Road Show for your event, you can request any player you like, including the aforementioned Mr. Owen.

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You’ve seen our raucous party crowds, our calldowns and skits. You’ve heard our, uh, interesting takes on classic songs you’ve known for decades.  And you’ve probably had the shots we’ve ordered from the bar for the entire club.

With all that in mind, can Dueling Pianos Road Show be the answer for your corporate entertainment needs?

Verizon knows. The United Way knows. The NFL’s Denver Broncos know.

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The answer, as these and other companies have already learned, is a resounding YES!

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